by Andrew October 9, 2003
Get the Moss Rockmug. Cunt Moss is the grassy substance that forms on the vagina when an old woman becomes wet, but does not engage in any sexual activity, because she's old. It also means she's dirty because cunt moss only forms when the old hag forgets to wash, and the mold and moss starts growing.
The woman is so old, and so ugly, I bet she's got cunt moss.
Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)
Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)
by FRAjeff May 14, 2008
Get the cunt mossmug. 
noun/pronoun, (1) of or relating to the contemporary inhabitants of the Pacific northwestern region of the United States and Southwestern Canada, (2) a word used to described people living in humid climates
by JessicAnnKlein December 21, 2008
Get the Moss Toemug. When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.
Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!
by Shugar Lipz June 2, 2009
Get the Moss Crotchmug. 
When somebody is doing something idiotic or outlandish, and you wish for them to return to a normal state of mind, you command them to just moss.
by Possibly_Jesus December 8, 2009
Get the Just mossmug.