The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.
by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019
by =_Invictus_= May 06, 2020
The absolute most bad ass motherfucker to ever live. Less than a god, more than a man. The biggest cock known in the universe and the best rapper too. He is of dominican and puerto rican descent and is rumored to have a colombian bitch. And he can buy your life if he wants to cuz hes so rich. There is much more to this man, but that will be on his Wikipedia page.
by migghyp July 19, 2022
São Miguel Island (Portuguese pronunciation: sɐ̃w miˈɣɛɫ; named for the Archangel Michael or, literally, Portuguese for Saint Michael), is also referred to locally as "The Green Island", is the largest and most populous island in the Portuguese archipelago of the Azores. The island covers 760 km2 (290 sq mi) and has around 140,000 inhabitants, with 45,000 of these people resident in the largest city in the archipelago: Ponta Delgada.
Sao Miguel Island (Saint Michael Island) is a beautiful island filled with fresh foods and massive valleys that lead into lagoons and mountains!
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"Clean your room, it looks like Miguel's House!"
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