Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.

Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.

by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018

Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.

Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.

If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.

by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016

Culture Hobbit

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.

A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"

by TommyCuffs February 16, 2023

Hobbit

Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.

Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt

by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016

hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

Hobbit

Someone like a Iven from the Hague. It’s a person that is fat/skinny and has big hairy feet. He/she sometimes goes to the gym but does al the exercises wrong, and is on his phone all the time while you need that exercise.

Look at that guy exercising wrong. Yeah he is such a hobbit.

Get your lazy ass from the couch and go to the gym! Or do you wanna stay hobbit?

by The Habit killer November 24, 2021