It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.
by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011
Get the star crunchingmug. When a woman's pants are so tight that the actually fabric comes into their vagina; a vaginal wedgie; AKA camel toe.
Irene: Man! I was experiencing a total vajayjay crunch yesterday when i squeezed into my little sister's pants.
by thisismygoddamnpseudonym July 20, 2010
Get the vajayjay crunchmug. Another word for a lesbian
by Captian parrot stalker December 15, 2004
Get the Crunch Munchermug. 1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.
Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.
Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."
Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."
by Nick D October 30, 2003
Get the captain crunchmug. The cringe like feeling during the period of time when you are debating on whether to buy technology and find yourself trying to find the cheapest deal available, even if you cannot really afford it.
Mike: I had to wait a month for my G3 phone to be returned from HTC, while it was under the 12 month warranty.
You: Did they charge you?
Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.
You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.
You: Did they charge you?
Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.
You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.
by jcontreras September 4, 2010
Get the Techno-crunchmug. by mr potter March 11, 2010
Get the captain crunchingmug. by GarbageCollector January 3, 2021
Get the crunch timemug.