Cock blocker

Someone who stops a female from getting dick

My friend interrupted me while I was tryna fuck what a cock blocker

by Bhaddi bitch April 22, 2019

Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012

Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.

He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.

by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

isle blockers

A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.

I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Hater Blockers

Puttin' on ur dark Black Ray Ban Sun Glasses to block out all them haters and ur people talkin' shit around u.

Give me a light, so I can smoke, and get my ( Hater Blockers) on, so I can chill and ignore this shit, yo!

by Nancybelle August 23, 2016

Write Blocker

A device used in digital forensics that is used to block writes whilst creating an image of a storage medium.

Jason: Can anyone give me the definition of a write blocker?
Student: Something that blocks writes
Jason: * longs for the days before he had to deal with such bullshit * No, anyone else?

by Not_TJ October 19, 2019

Cock Blocker

an usually ugly, overweight, rejected or frustated woman or Feminazi lesbo that always is trying to stop a man from wooing one of her female friends ( usually her best friend)by brainwashing her against him.

" Im tired of that cock blocker bee itch ! always brainwashing Lucille"

by gigantus April 16, 2006