Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you

He is such a Zach!

by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019

Zach

He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay

Zach just touched a guys dick.

by Plz work this time May 24, 2019

Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic

Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.

by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019

Zach

A kid who don't care about your feelings or you if you do him wrong he don't like fake people he stays low he only likes few he don't like people in school except few he can be cool but if u don't like him he don't care about what you think he stays to his self

Zach don't care about you.

by Stxckup November 28, 2017

Zach

A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.

"Zach is literally the best guy I've ever met"

"I know right? He's so funny too!"

by user9173 October 20, 2019

Zach

A pissy little bitch who gets upset when he doesn't get what he wants, also he's very gay who has a measly bodycount of 1

"Oh look at that cunt what a pussy"
"I know right, looks like zach"

by @therealharoldhegarty June 3, 2019

Zach

is annoying piece of shit

man that Zach is an annoying piece of shit

by THOMAS2011 February 28, 2017