your dick

is small

your dick is small *dab*

by amfibean frogo October 14, 2018

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

Show your friends your dick day

Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic

Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆

by Realchickenman November 2, 2022

Your dick

the smallest thing in the world.

Your dick is so fucking small

by imsmokinsnakes May 13, 2023

your dick is bigger than mine

means you have small balls or have no balls for anything

person2: talk some sense into (person1).
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine

by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022

burning your dick

The act of jacking off with icy hot

You're burning your dick

by Jace Teck December 12, 2016