Yoga

A complex form of hypnosis involving a female's behind and the shaking and moving of said behind to enraptured a male, especially when they reject the woman 's advances.

Jim: I TOLD her I didn't want her.

Harry: But I thought you said you had sex with her last night
Jim: She used some of that Yoga.

by Eyekeeper June 12, 2018

Tipsy yoga

the act of skyping your friend while tipsy to do yoga then fall over because you can't stand up.

During the quartine, Sophia and Erin like to do tipsy yoga in their spare time.

by sasquatch April 7, 2020

GoldBond Yoga

Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.

*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!

"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"

by EL G September 25, 2014

Yoga

An art of achieving happiness or a fortune

What do think about Yoga, our new classmate?
Oh,she's so friendly and I will always feel happy whenever she's around me

by Cutemocha November 24, 2021

Street yoga

When a person is thrown from a moving vehicle, usually a motorcycle, and is hurled down the street failing and twisting like a ragdoll. Can also refer to bicycle or skateboard accidents as well.

Buddy was splitting traffic at 100mph, hit a car and did street yoga for two blocks.

by Tooncez April 2, 2024

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015