Yoga Fascist

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".
"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"
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HOT MONKEY YOGA

Hot Monkey YOGA Incorporates the Use Of Her Hot monkey. ( vagina)
HOT MONKEY YOGA My Yoga Instructor showed Me How To Use Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, Will Remain Indelibly, etched in My Mind.
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HOT MONKEY YOGA

HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.
HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.
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Chin Yoga

A special moment where you get ya cock sucked (SFS)
Yeah man, it was a crazy night, she gave me the best Chin Yoga I have ever had son!”
by Mr Meow January 15, 2024
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yoga ruffied

To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.
Damn bro, I got yoga ruffied last night.
by SMyTHe October 17, 2013
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nose yoga

The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga
by oohAhhPete February 15, 2021
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Appalachian yoga

you look Purty , me and you gonna do some Appalachian yoga.
by Brian T. O'Hara August 08, 2019
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