by Buddahwisdom January 28, 2014
a chick with an outrageous yeast infection, often made worse by cream pies. Tendency to store semen after sex without cleaning herself up resulting in cultured clue goo
by EasternElite July 01, 2010
"keep your yogurt whistle in your pants buddy".
"your mom wanted to get freaky so I hosed her down with my yogurt whistle".
"your mom wanted to get freaky so I hosed her down with my yogurt whistle".
by marcus samuel May 21, 2006
Woman - What’s the healthiest kind of yogurt?
Greek man - Greek yogurt. I make it fresh. You should come over and try it sometime.
Greek man - Greek yogurt. I make it fresh. You should come over and try it sometime.
by Nunyabiz March 14, 2018
Gentlemen, Today we’re gonna talk about two types of men in this world, there are betas, and there are “child groomers!” And if you, my friend, are a child groomer, then you might just be a yogurt male, a more sophisticated, and evolved version of an alpha male who grooms children on the daily.
If you don’t take billionaire quotes from Epstein and use them as inspiration to groom little girls, then clearly, you are a beta cuck!
Number 1: Yogurt males are fans of SPOTEMGOTTEM and Pooh Shiesty, betas got no drip and no bitches! It’s quite simple! If you got Wix a little bit of a flowda jit haircut, clearly, you’re not only a child groomer, but you’re based and red-pilled. I would also definitely say that Kerber Group and Yung Kana are also good musicians that you can follow to teach you more about being a yogurt male.
This leads us to point number 2: Yogurt males are intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty and smoke weed. If you ain’t packin' huge doinks, you’re disgusting! Women are gonna fucking hate you! You gotta watch Rick and Morty, develop your mind to be a little bit more intellectually stimulated. Okay, if you’re not a nihilist, an Atheist, y’know, women are just gonna say “Ew! Ew! You’re fucking disgusting, You’re a little piece of shit, You’re small, you’re a manlet!” I’m clearly six foot seven as you can see, I’m huge!
If you don’t take billionaire quotes from Epstein and use them as inspiration to groom little girls, then clearly, you are a beta cuck!
Number 1: Yogurt males are fans of SPOTEMGOTTEM and Pooh Shiesty, betas got no drip and no bitches! It’s quite simple! If you got Wix a little bit of a flowda jit haircut, clearly, you’re not only a child groomer, but you’re based and red-pilled. I would also definitely say that Kerber Group and Yung Kana are also good musicians that you can follow to teach you more about being a yogurt male.
This leads us to point number 2: Yogurt males are intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty and smoke weed. If you ain’t packin' huge doinks, you’re disgusting! Women are gonna fucking hate you! You gotta watch Rick and Morty, develop your mind to be a little bit more intellectually stimulated. Okay, if you’re not a nihilist, an Atheist, y’know, women are just gonna say “Ew! Ew! You’re fucking disgusting, You’re a little piece of shit, You’re small, you’re a manlet!” I’m clearly six foot seven as you can see, I’m huge!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is grooming children!
Guy 2: Holy shit, dude! What a based and red-pilled Yogurt male!!!
Guy 2: Holy shit, dude! What a based and red-pilled Yogurt male!!!
by ThatDudeFromWisconson December 26, 2021
To be in a troublesome situation that is thick with complications and difficult to get out of, hence the yogurt reference. Can refer to situations in which one is overworked, in the midst of drama, etc. Basically a euphemism for being in deep s***.
"Dude, I can't believe my girlfriend found out I have been seeing another girl on the side!"
"You're in deep yogurt, man."
"You're in deep yogurt, man."
by Xue, Tim December 05, 2008
While getting head, just before you cum, you slap the girl in the back of the head so she gags on your cum, as a result it comes out of her nose.
by tommyshort July 15, 2009