penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

by BrittneyB November 28, 2015

Yoga

A complex form of hypnosis involving a female's behind and the shaking and moving of said behind to enraptured a male, especially when they reject the woman 's advances.

Jim: I TOLD her I didn't want her.

Harry: But I thought you said you had sex with her last night
Jim: She used some of that Yoga.

by Eyekeeper June 12, 2018

yoga jeans

jeans that are waaaay too skinny.

-man these new rappers can't claim to be a G

-true, not with them yoga jeans

by om8d June 13, 2018

Biological-Yoga

a method of Ancient Yoga, a natural science that can align a human's physical life or complete brain/body organism (which ideally extends to one's closest social network) to their inner/eternal/spiritual life or soul/essence/breath in order to function, develop and evolve optimally in context to their given time and space; breath control, simple meditation, the daily practice of bodily postures, individual specific physical outlets, spiritual studies, and aligning with universal biological and spiritual truths are incorporated elements.

Ex: Attachment and Conscious Non-Violent Parenting of one's own offspring or that of any orphaned earthlings is an integral part of discovering one's higher purpose through Biological-Yoga.

I practice Biological-Yoga which is not a career accomplishment, but a method of bettering one's existence with daily practice.

by karmajohn July 11, 2018

The Devil's Yoga

The simple act of sexual intercourse.

Maybe next time you should think about using protection before doing the Devil's yoga.

by Big Poopie August 28, 2018

mandingo yoga

The Type of Sport you need to do on a regular basis if you plan on having Sex with Mandingos black long snake to prevent him ripping your intestines apart.

"He is so big, i think i need to attend Mandingo Yoga classes from now on!"

by xXMandingoLover69Xx September 7, 2018