Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.

"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.

by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 21, 2017

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dink wrinkle

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Derogatory name for someone "soft."

Man, did you see that guy back down? What a dink wrinkle!

by hav2bspittin October 13, 2007

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Sexy Wrinkles

A name for a person who doesn"t have to have wrinkles, but is older than you but is sexy, good looking, hot, etc.

girl 1: dude he's so hot but he's too old for me to date

girl 2: just call him sexy wrinkles but don't let him know that

by D.S.K.S July 17, 2012

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Arse wrinkle

That little wrinkle of fabric in the rear of the crotch area of really really tight white short-shorts that young horny females wear, particularly at festivals such as stereosonic and goodvibes, where this term was coined.

It becomes more apparant when a girl is obviously wearing a pair that are obviously a size too small for her, thus increasing potential for cameltoe.

Shaz: Damn bro! check the girl in those short-shorts over there!

Stav: Wow man, thats some hell arse wrinkle right there...

by rv351 March 05, 2010

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