turd wrench

slang term for a toilet plunger

Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?

by hellbilly_213 August 2, 2009

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

african toad wrench

It is when you take a shat in a woman's throat and then stick your penis inside and fuck them

african toad wrench

by Jeffrey Jacob Moore May 19, 2014

Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.

Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.

by TV CAR March 26, 2010

take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 14, 2009

Threw a wrench in his shit

fucking up sombody's plans to do somthing

John was going to go racing but i "threw a wrench in his shit" and poped his tiers

by The Dame Duck May 13, 2009

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008