A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It'
s extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD,
get them help as soon as you can. It'
s transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of
friends,
money, job, etc.
-Low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.
There is one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do drugs, but instead fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the
player'
s inability to leave the chair because of the skin'
s fusing to the leather.
Joe spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of
milk and a
windows '
96. Upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild case of World Of Warcraft Disorder. His face was found to be full of WOWD - born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.