by G_girl February 1, 2018

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

Ur a Wonka
by S.E Hinton November 20, 2016

A Willy Wonka Flip is when you drink cacao and take LSD. In traditional ceremony, the cacao is consumed about an hour before the LSD. Cacao is a vasodilator and LSD is a vasoconstrictor, so the two are a healthy pairing for your literal and energetic heart.
Wow, Willy Wonka Flipping really opened my heart and expanded my mind.
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Want to be a dreamer, be one
Anytime you please and please save me one
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
There is no
Place to go
To compare with your imagination
So go there
To be free
If you truly wish to be
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Want to be a dreamer, be one
Anytime you please and please save me one
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
There is no
Place to go
To compare with your imagination
So go there
To be free
If you truly wish to be
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
by cunt roll January 2, 2019

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

by Thiscrackersmacker December 24, 2023
