by Camron932 December 9, 2008

by CaseyH August 26, 2008

by Bigg Mike Version 2 August 3, 2007

those enchanting times when a guy can get it up just long enough for it to go flaccid inside of you; also fondly referred to as whiskey dick.
George: Hey, man, you getting some tonight?
Hermione: Unfortunately he's had a bit too much to drink tonight so I'm afraid I'll be riding the wobbly sausage.
Ron: No man! I could go forever!
Hermione: Unfortunately he's had a bit too much to drink tonight so I'm afraid I'll be riding the wobbly sausage.
Ron: No man! I could go forever!
by askmenomorequestions May 11, 2015

A pussy
by Nigga Lips Luis September 29, 2003

1.) (Adj.) When used as an adjective, this phrase holds an extremely positive connotation, and is usually used to dictate the condition of a situation or event.
2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.
2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.
1.) (Adj.) John: YO! I just hooked up with this hot chic!
Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!
2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard
example 2: John: I just aced my exam
Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you
-or-
John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?
Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!
2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard
example 2: John: I just aced my exam
Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you
-or-
John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?
by wibbles112233 October 7, 2010

by loki_kewl June 21, 2009
