clit wiener

oversized, long clitoris resembling the shape of a hotdog or male genitalia.

she just slapped me with her clit wiener.

i didn't see any cameltoe, but i saw her clit wiener through those pants!

by helpmefindmysnuggie September 9, 2010

Wiener booger

The mucousy, viscous, pre-cum ejaculate from a male schlong.

Jason blew his wiener booger into Destiny’s pussy and wondered if she could still get pregnant.

by Studly Hungwell May 30, 2018

wiener schnitzle

A person who acts stupid and everyone makes fun of him for it(translation: weiner sandwhich)

David is a fucking wiener schnitzle for trying to fuck my car.

by mike-d January 3, 2004

Poop Wiener

A wiener or penis or dong or shlong or dingyhoogle that has fecal matter otherwise known as poop or dookie or cacaz or shit or feces or baby mice on it from acts such as anal sex or messy shitting or pooping out of your mouth and sucking your penis simultaneously. Also running with your birthday suit on and falling face...penis first into a hot streaming corny thronging pile of horse manure. The poopy may get all over the weiner and possibly the urethra or peehole. When poop occurs in the peehole, it is then called "Poopy-Peehole." This may result in a "Poopy-Peehole infection," or "Bumbum Rash."
This usually occurs within the Jew population, since Jews are too stupid and cheap to afford toilet paper, plumbing, and even a toilet. Certain medications can help treat and prevent this from occurring.

"I got poop all over my wiener and now I have a poop wiener", said Dan after getting poop all over his weiner.

"Oh balls, I fell in poop and now its on my wiener....... and my balls." John said.

by PoopWienerMD December 19, 2009

wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

wiener breath

Title dubbed to dorks with funky breath induced by excessive wiener consumption.

Yo wiener breath, which aisle can I find the hot dogs in?

by Kevin Willis December 14, 2008

wiener fencing

2 guys swordfighting with their dicks.

Dude last night Jason challenged me to a dick duel, we we're wiener fencing all night long!

by mwcs June 15, 2014