Wheretf

Where the fuck.
Used as internet "chat speak" for a small amount of brevity.

Wheretf did I put my socks?

by Das Raskal King January 5, 2009

wherethefuckarewe

(n.) A GPS (Global Positioning Satellite) devise,
usually mounted on car's inside windshield to assist driver with directions to his desired destination.

1) My girlfriend used to get lost all the time until I bought her a wherethefuckarewe for her birthday.

2) Sitting in back of Frank's car, I asked about a robotic sounding voice mumbling, "turn left at next intersection".
Frank pointed to a little screen attached to his windshield and proudly proclaimed, "that's my new wherethefuckarewe".

by BeanTownRat March 27, 2010

wheredafugarewee

Not knowing, AT ALL, where you are!

wheredafugarewee

by K-Nutz January 9, 2012

Wheren

Contraction of "where" and "when", for people too lazy, or possibly too busy, to type out both, and a conjunction.

Wheren we gonna meet? Wheren is the bar crawl starting?

by UrbanVegan March 31, 2015

Where Is My Fuck Bag?

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying

Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!

by Some1One July 28, 2015

where beens you?

I have not heard from you lately.

Hey, I just saw your text. Where beens you?

by S. Roxanne December 9, 2017

Where is your dad?

You say this whenever someone who is communist based, says something unreal.

Steven: "Bro get some bitches!"
Elijah: "Get some bitches this, get some bitches that, like bro where is your dad?"

by xinese April 19, 2021