as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.

Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

Sentinelese welcome

A rapid, straight-to-the-point, and potentially life-threatening way of expressing your emotions to an unwelcome visitor.

He reserved his best Sentinelese welcome for the local Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Gittles November 30, 2018

Mr welcome

A man that is probably married and cheats with his wife by beating his meat to other women and is probably a next big sex offfender

Did u see that guy mr welcome he’s a galist

by Mr gffsyfugb January 7, 2019

Waxahachie Welcome

Receiving an aggressive blowjob while taking a shit in a public restroom

Do you hear about what Debbie did to old boot knife, I heard she gave him the ol Waxahachie welcome After church Sunday

by FuckOwens June 19, 2020

English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

you`r welcome

What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy.

Person1: Hey

Jus a ordinary demi-guy: What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy. You`r welcome.

by Rainbowbowoi May 30, 2019

yee yee welcome to parie

it is a funny phrase to say when you are happy.

yee yee welcome to parie

by mollywizo June 17, 2019