Weenie Welding

When two men spend so much time together that others are given the impression that a homosexual relationship could be evolving.

He is up in the boss’s office every morning. They need to quit weenie welding.

by What’sinana September 4, 2019

turkey weenie

A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.

Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.

by googims August 5, 2015

green weenie

To get fucked in the ass by a very large and imaginary green penis!

"Dude they are deploying me with no notice"
"Yea man that sucks. THE GREEN WEENIE STRIKES AGAIN"

by WOODY8888811 January 10, 2008

weeny peeny

Small cock

I know he works out but I bet he's got a weeny peeny

by mhatt February 4, 2009

Process Weenie

Process Weenie (n): Someone whose sole reason for existence is to insist that the “process be followed”, often at the detriment to a reasonable, and timely outcome, and in direct defiance of common sense and logic.

The process weenie is blocking us from getting the project done on time.

by hightidetech March 4, 2009

butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Teeny Weeny

It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.

I have a Teeny Weeny

by D0xy August 27, 2020