wax lyrical

To talk about something with a lot of interest and excitement

Heidi loves to wax lyrical about the size of Seal's dick.

by suckonmykugelsack October 21, 2010

wax that booty

havin' sex doggy style with a little spankin involved

do the duty wax that booty

by shablam kaplowee November 30, 2005

wax the gibbous

To perform fellatio during one's period. Used especially if the period falls between the first half and full moon phases.

Dude, when I get home, my girlfriend is going to wax my gibbous.

by Nyarlathotep February 18, 2004

Brazilian Wax

An extremely painful way of removing most of one's pubic hair (pubes)

Jeremy : Kelly had a Brazilian Wax done yesterday.
Kyle : Jill told me. SHe said it really hurt.

by iiLoveeYouu-x May 20, 2008

Australian Wax

A hair removale style in which you wax nothing but the hair right around the asshole.

Ace: “I picked me up n' Australian waxin'”

Daud: “Bloody ripper, mate.”

by LordMaster May 22, 2008

Waxing the Cat

An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.

"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.

Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!

by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010

wax the plank

act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....

hey there matey, wanna wax the plank?

by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008