Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.

Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

Wake up victim

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around

Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more

by Kevlol June 23, 2021

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Wake it up

A dumb mutt who isnt aware of his fuckery in a given situation

Addison oi wake it up!

by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023