dink wrinkle

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Derogatory name for someone "soft."

Man, did you see that guy back down? What a dink wrinkle!

by hav2bspittin October 29, 2007

wrinkle butt

An overly wrinkled butthole (normally overly exaggerated).

"That dude is such a wrinkle butt!"

by Shnoodidlybomb January 4, 2015

trinkle wrinkle

a trinkle wrinkle is a smelly genital

the whole class had smelly trinkle wrinkle because they did not take showers in 5 years

by rinorambus98 November 6, 2019

Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.

"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.

by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 22, 2017

Sexy Wrinkles

A name for a person who doesn"t have to have wrinkles, but is older than you but is sexy, good looking, hot, etc.

girl 1: dude he's so hot but he's too old for me to date

girl 2: just call him sexy wrinkles but don't let him know that

by D.S.K.S July 19, 2012

penis wrinkle

Picture of Peter Mann

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

penis wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before MY wonder cock.

bow down before me you penis wrinkle

by Lone Star October 20, 2006