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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.
by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017
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devil-worship

Son: is using animals in biomedical research considered devil-worship to the Unforgiveables?

Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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devil-worship

Son: is using animals in medical research devil-worship according to the Unforgivables?

Father: no, now go and take a biomedical ethics course at McGill university.
by Sexydimma May 11, 2017
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devil-worship

son: is using rats in medical research in clinical and lab settings considered devil-worship?

father: to the people who are passionately obsessed with animal rights, yes to most of the civilian population, no.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2013
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devil-worship

son: is rejecting G-d considered devil-worship?

father: to the people who don't believe in the separation of Church and State yes; to most of the civilian population, probably no.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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Devil worship

To be glad when something bad happens.
Oh man, David lost the war and partied, what a devil worshiper.
by bushlight December 10, 2017
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