The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!

Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"

by Hym Iam October 09, 2023

BBC Worshipping Cumslut

Caylaslaays

That bitch Cayla is a real bbc worshipping cumslut, I love it

by Yumyumayo156 May 31, 2024

International Worship Dakota Day

This is the day that the great Dakota must be worshipped

What are you doing on the 19th of August

Dude! That’s International Worship Dakota Day!

by November 19, 2021

Dumbass Worship

Treating a piece of shit human being as though they're a god.

Tumblr constantly worships Dream, despite the fact that his Minecraft speedruns were proven to be fake.

Dumbass Worship at its finest.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

Worship of Nothing

The worshipers of nothing are finally destroyed by the Gods

Worship of Nothing is a spectatular read!

by SackbotNinja03 November 06, 2021

Kurapika Worship / Kurta Class

A google class room for the well known HxH religion, Kurtism. They go over daily prayers, hate on spiders, and post about their lord and savior Kurapika. They have a Kurtism bible in the making.

The code for this class is : njk5ldo

Person 1 : Hey? Are you in the Kurapika Worship / Kurta Class ?
Person 2: no tf is that
Person 1: get out of my life rn.
Person 2: ok?

by The Kurapika Class November 27, 2021

ideal worship

The modern delusion of material success sold to the western world.

Having Friends and Family, Not starving, and having a roof over my head isn’t enough, it’s not the ideal.

Then no place will ever be ideal for you. Ideal is by definition not obtainable. Be grateful for what you have. Stop the ideal worship.

by uh DuKe April 20, 2022