willy wonka

a cock
something that can be inserted

aba- I play with my willy wonka all night long.

by geoff-o-rey July 27, 2005

Wonka-Wonka

The act of painting one's face, and then proceeding to insert aforementioned face into a woman's boobies, or "motorboat", and finally grabbing on to said boobies declaring, "wonka-wonka"

"How was being the clown at that kid's birthday party yesterday?"

"Awesome I wonka-wonka'ed his mom"

by Wonka-Wizzle March 31, 2009

wonkaton

Paper reminence left around anal area after wipping the ass. Ususally found in forms of small cylinders. Mainly occurs with the use of low quality toilet paper.

So I was gonna eat her out but she had a huge wonkaton on her ass.

by Alion January 2, 2006

wonka blunt

a finely rolled everlasting blunt

this blunt is hittin...
yep, just another willy wonka

or simply a wonka blunt

by whooknoows September 11, 2010

wonkalicious

Something so incredible sweet, you are imidiately diagnosed with diabetes, you imidiately gain 5 lbs, and your teeth imidiately fall out.

GAHD, after eating all dat Fun Dip, I feel sooooooooooo Wonkalicious.

by Thenihongosquad February 25, 2015

wonkadoodle

An object or situation that is wild, eccentric, and edgily brilliant.

This black hole simulation is wonkadoodle.

by nachobel April 11, 2021

Magic Wonka

The fucking man: name derived from Magic Johnson and Will Wonka. Name originally created by T.O.

Yo Magic Wonka, do we have fuckin chinese homework tonight

by magicwonka May 31, 2009