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clit wiener

oversized, long clitoris resembling the shape of a hotdog or male genitalia.
she just slapped me with her clit wiener.

i didn't see any cameltoe, but i saw her clit wiener through those pants!
by helpmefindmysnuggie September 9, 2010
mugGet the clit wienermug.

Wiener booger

The mucousy, viscous, pre-cum ejaculate from a male schlong.
Jason blew his wiener booger into Destiny’s pussy and wondered if she could still get pregnant.
by Studly Hungwell May 30, 2018
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wiener schnitzle

A person who acts stupid and everyone makes fun of him for it(translation: weiner sandwhich)
David is a fucking wiener schnitzle for trying to fuck my car.
by mike-d January 3, 2004
mugGet the wiener schnitzlemug.

Poop Wiener

A wiener or penis or dong or shlong or dingyhoogle that has fecal matter otherwise known as poop or dookie or cacaz or shit or feces or baby mice on it from acts such as anal sex or messy shitting or pooping out of your mouth and sucking your penis simultaneously. Also running with your birthday suit on and falling face...penis first into a hot streaming corny thronging pile of horse manure. The poopy may get all over the weiner and possibly the urethra or peehole. When poop occurs in the peehole, it is then called "Poopy-Peehole." This may result in a "Poopy-Peehole infection," or "Bumbum Rash."
This usually occurs within the Jew population, since Jews are too stupid and cheap to afford toilet paper, plumbing, and even a toilet. Certain medications can help treat and prevent this from occurring.
"I got poop all over my wiener and now I have a poop wiener", said Dan after getting poop all over his weiner.

"Oh balls, I fell in poop and now its on my wiener....... and my balls." John said.
by PoopWienerMD December 19, 2009
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Wiener Cake

Something you say to replace a bad word or something you say when your excited. Wiener cake shows that you care about what you’re speaking about.
Holy wiener cake! My chicken noodle soup just fell on my pants!
by Whoispapi6-9 November 19, 2018
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Wiener wreath

When a condom catastrophically fails leaving only the rolled rubber edge riding high up on the penis.
They were getting down when the condom quit leaving him with a green ribbed wiener wreath and a whole lot of regrets.
by Barke Slons January 17, 2022
mugGet the Wiener wreathmug.

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.
I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.
by Kiperovski October 18, 2016
mugGet the wiener saltingmug.

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