War of Legends

A game published by Jagex, the creators of Runescape. Its a carbon copy of Evony but based in China and without the boob adds.

Person1: Hey, have you heard about War of Legends?
Person2: You mean that game that Jagex published in order to steal our cash with micro-transactions and is an exact copy of Evony?
Person1: Yeah...wana play together with me and build a kingdom?
Person2: Sure! Wait up....DAD CAN I HAVE UR CREDITCAAARD!?!?

by Montanax January 21, 2010

war and peace

Depending on the size of the text and book, in most cases it numbers 1200-1500 pages. It has 15 parts to it and over a hundred chapters. Have a good time reading it.

Or, you could always watch the 6hr+ Russian made film that cost 100 Million USD to make, in 1968, the most expensive film of all time, it would cost near 600 Million to make today.

" How about you read War and Peace "

" Go read War and Peace and leave me alone "

" I'd rather read War and Peace "

" It took me a year but I finally got through reading War and Peace "

by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006

war rock

war rock is a FPS free to play that back in 12/09/05 it never left beta stage somtimes compared to battlefield 2 released in 21/06/05 due to simalar but not quite game play. Although this game is F2P there are still a huge nummber of people paying to play *premium* and many people with retail accounts *permanant 8th slot*. this game is also P2P so subject to DDOSERS idiots who download cheats and the people who make the cheats allso known as hackers, this has always been the case. The game is carried by people who pay to play and invest money into the game. All accounts over 6 months old should be made base accounts and able to use creat account for free. where as new accounts should be pay to create small fee like 2-3 dollars this would illiminate cheats and sofware overclockers like alex and denverx.Theres a counter argument that is invalid, that credit card theft would happen to create accounts this is compleate nonsense yes it is inevitable but cheats are cheats and do it because they are brainless cowards and thus unwilling to steal just to cheat on what is becoming a good but outdated over patched under expanded non permaban ip or hardwear serial codes game. The pay to play players are compleatly under appreciated by the free to play leaches and companies that *host* and develop the game.

player a we shall call him denverx has a PC rig that can run all current 2013 games without a hitch/glitch/lag turns on *software overclocking softwear* to run this 2005 game so it game runs faster at the kernal level he shoots faster, turns faster, reloads faster, gets to top speed faster, runs faster, regens stamina faster. if it wasnt for the fact that this overclocking method doesnt touch war rock like other injectors*cheat engins* it would be called using a 3rd party piece of softwear and the dude would get banned for using it.
now player 2 we shall call him seconchance a player that has played from day 1 has an even better pc no laggs via internet is actualy skilled in flying and all ground based tasks, doesnt cheat or use ingame bugs, duels denverx without him using his funky softwear beats him in a dog fight 25 times to 3 remember both pcs are great for this 2005 game, now there is a remach same day this time denverx uses his softwera overclocking tackle and secondchance brings 3 friends that btw are better at dogfighting then secondchance this time denverx beats the team of 4 with a final score of 75 to 2 you do the math.. and this person doesnt get banned mods change sides to play with him..that is what this game is now.. garbage and yes there are whiners that pay to play this game and cheats mess it up.

by secondchance November 7, 2013

War Thunder

absolute dogshit game with dogshit grind and dogshit teammates
you pay money to lose money here
hope you like the stay

Guy 1:"dude i just got War Thunder"
Guy 2:"nice what is it about?"
Guy 1: 'it's just a strategy game with tanks planes and ships"

2 hours later

Guy 1:"this game is absolute dogshit"

by Obi Wankernobi April 1, 2022

War on Christmas

'''War on christmas''' is a bullshit theory made up by rednecks after they realized minorities were comfortable with saying "happy holidays" the same people who believe in W.O.C say that liberals get offended when someone says "merry christmas" when the ironic thing is the same people get offended when someone dosen't say "merry christmas"

Person with a brain:Happy Holidays
Dumbass:SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, STOP THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Person with a brain:would you like it if a jew told you to have a happy hannukah
Dumbass:SHUT UP COMMIE

Person with a brain:Have a happy early ramadan
Dumbass:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by SmartEpic2020 December 25, 2020

war-face

(n.) An angry screaming face of a soldier.

Heartman: You got a war-face?


See FMJ

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

War of the Worlds

War of the Worlds was originally a Novel written by H.G. Wells in 1898. It is basically about how the Martians invade the Earth. They use highly advanced technology (advanced for 1898) to crush all human resistance in their path. They are initially successful and use human blood to feed their "red weed" which was plentiful on Mars before the planet started "dying" (motivation for Martians to invade). Eventually, however, the Martians die off when micro organisms make them ill as they are not immune to them (it was described that the Martians had eradicated all mirobes on Mars).

It should be noted that there is a lot of political and social commentary. For example: In the Novel Martians are being compared to the then all mighty British Empire. It also comments on Evolution (comparing the Martians to Humans), and the treatment of "inferior creatures" (it compares the Martians' treatment of Humans to the "Superior Humans'" treatment of animals and "inferior races").

Also, the Novel Wells descibed the possible ways Chemical weapons could be deployed and predicted the coming of Lasers (the Heat-Rays).

War of the Worlds is one of the greatest science fiction novels of all time.

It is interesting to note that the Martians had failed to conquer more than the southern part of England (they only sent ten "space canisters" with only ten "fighting machines").

by Rides Upon A Fighting Machine June 11, 2006