You Vitaly

To violently attack and force yourself onto an unsuspecting pray a man usually and suck there cock. A dirty cock sucker

You vitaly someone you go to jail.
I literallt just saw you vitaly that poor old man!

by The vitaly February 24, 2021

odium vitae

Hatred of life. Regarding all life other than one's self to be loathsome, and deserving of death, misery, and misfortune.

His odium vitae was apparent when he signed the paperwork to privatize the natural lake and sell it as overpriced bottled water.

by Tuesday soup May 8, 2023

Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024