Elder Vibrator

When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home

"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"

by Spooky Apple May 11, 2023

Charlie's vibrator

When charlie is chilling in your room, and you get distracted by his phone vibrating constantly, you are unable to study properly for your finals. Typically resolved by grabbing his vibrator, and chucking it outside of your room. Also beneficial to kick charlie out of your apartment.

You: Charlie do not use your vibrator in my room, it is preventing me from studying!
Charlie: the stimulation from my vibrator helps me study much more effectively though!!
You: That's it charlie, *chuck his vibrator outside the door* now your Charlie's vibrator is broken
Charlie: ok i will leave now

by NelsonWhat December 6, 2023

Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

Highest vibration

When you’re around positive energy and motivation, your giving off good vibration!!!

My bro highest vibration on lot

by VIBRATION ONLY August 2, 2023

mexican vibrator

The intentional act of farting during anal sex

She dropped a mexican vibrator on me.

by Snuffelupagus September 9, 2023

good vibration

good vibes

yoo richard have some good vibration on him, love hanging out w him!

by supadopewan September 15, 2023

Vibrator

A thing girl stick in their pussies to gain some pleasure

Poison had stolen a vibrator from her mothers bag and switched it on. She slipped it in her pussy, moaning like crazy.
Then her mother came in…
Duh Duh Duh!

Poison: I shoved a vibrator up my ass!
Ivy: how did it feel?
Poison: Amazing!

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023