Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick
He's such a typical Jack Valentine
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
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valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".
She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.
by tacobama April 20, 2016
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valentine's day

person one: happy valentine's day
person two: i hate being single
by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015
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Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.
Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.
by Vampira Andres February 02, 2019
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Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.
Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.
by Anm777 February 14, 2017
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Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
by little miss secretive May 29, 2014
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Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...
by Doctor Doof February 06, 2015
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