Dirty Volcano

Is when your partner takes dietary pills the night before, and she holds it in until you put your balls in her anus, and all the build up of poo and diarrhea pushes your balls out of her anus causing all of the poo and diarrhea to shoot out like a volcano.

Damn, last night we performed a dirty volcano, and its was perfect.

by dirtyorangepeel May 15, 2020

snowcone volcano

In sexual terms, when a female is giving the male fellatio and she stores the semen in her mouth. The female then spits the semen into the male's anus and he then flatulates the semen back onto the female's face

Ali wanted it so bad that Joey decided to give her the snowcone volcano...and she loved it.

by Ju Ju Berr August 21, 2008

snot volcano

Term used to describe a large blob of nasal mucous blown into a paper tissue and carefully wrapped into a bulb shape before being gently squeezed until snot erupts.

Take cover, my snot volcano’s gonna blow!

by Bellser June 29, 2006

vag volcano

A vag volcano is when a woman squirts out of their vagina during an orgasm. Only 13% of the female population are able to squirt. It is called a vag volcano referring to the liquid shooting out of the vagina, which simulates lava shooting out of a volcano

"When I was fucking that girl she had a vag volcano and the liquid got all over me!"

by MMHvagvolcano April 15, 2009

Anal Volcano

While having anal sex, the guy cums in your ass. The girl then procedes to fart it back on the guy.

Man last night Trish gave me an Anal Volcano!

by jsimm89 March 11, 2007

Steamy Volcano

To give oral sex to a woman while she is on her period and for her to fart at the same time. Giving you a stream of warm air (steam) while eating a red flowing hole (volcano)

I didn't think it was possible but she gave me a steamy volcano for an extra 5 dollars.

by The Fbomb and Bdiz connection June 23, 2007

Cunt Volcano

The bitch is inverted with legs akimbo. Her cunt is then hammered for all its worth before a fucking large quantity of man batter is dumped therein said gaping hole. 100 grammes of bicarbonate of soda is then spooned into her messy sticky love socket before the male retreats to the couch grabs a beer and waits. The resulting chemical reaction causes an eruption of massive proportions with foam and batter and all sorts spewing out of the gaping chasm!

James had just finished destroying Cynthia's love socket with gusto when he ordered Cynth to remain in her inverted position. James then fed a large quantity of bicarbonate of soda into her stinky spam purse before making a swift retreat. The resulting eruption reminded him of his childhood experience when stuck on Mount St Helens as the cunt volcano burst forth with noise and sticky matter that ran like magma down the Valley of the Brown Death!!!!!!

by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007