Vegetables

They are Satan’s spawn, they are so bad I want to throw up. I buy them so that they can rot and go brown.

Use vegetables

by Iguggiuiug November 24, 2020

vegetable

a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything

"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"

by seijan September 22, 2023

Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.

I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.

by Firemanjones January 29, 2019

Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.

I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable

by Beckman5_01 February 08, 2024

Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.

Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable

by DefenderoftheFaith January 07, 2011

Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.

"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"

by whatafatass November 01, 2016

You vegetable

It means you do nothing at all apart from eat and game it also mean you have no life at all

Go do something with your life you vegetable

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 06, 2021