When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021
Get the Valentine Chocolatesmug. by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
Get the Jack Valentinemug. by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015
Get the valentine's daymug. by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015
Get the Valentine's Daymug. Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
by distributedledger September 10, 2022
Get the Funny Valentinemug. A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019
Get the Dutch Valentinemug. The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.
Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.
by Failurebitch February 1, 2019
Get the Valentine's Daymug.