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Valentinoo

Person 1: Did you see Valentinoo?
Person 2: Yeah she’s hot, too bad she’s dating Oscar

Person 2: Yeahhh
by a hotter human than u February 13, 2020
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Valentina

Is an incredible and gorgeous girl. From outside and inside, making her stand out from others. A super creative girl with a very cute and increíble personality, making her look even cute than she is. She also has a very unique smile that makes you smile instantly.

The bestest friend you could ever ask for, she is a helper, stays besides you no matter what and always tries to make you happy.

Every boy falls in love with her, with her unique and cute looks, making everyone admire her from afar, she will steak your heart, that's a fact.

She is the purest person, in personality and will always make you laugh, making you feel at ease and forget about life problems for a while. Valentina is the best, and nobody can't say otherwise. She needs lots of care and love, a happy Valentina is all you need.
Valentina is so sweet that you'll want to protect her.
by 은지 November 22, 2021
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Valentineless

Someone who does not have a valentine. They seek hope, but they face a severe beat down. Although this symptom temporary, it may lead to a catastrophic event.
Friend: Who's your valentine?
Me: No one, I'm Valentineless.
Friend: Oh.
by BenchMax345 February 14, 2008
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valentine's day

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.
as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006
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Valentine's Day

What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it
Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
by A Gorilla January 2, 2009
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my bloody valentine

listen to loveless. it's what it's all about. you ask why, it asks why not?
by Purpl February 4, 2004
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Valentine's Day

Feburary 14th

A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.

In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.

Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)

This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.

Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!

Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..

Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
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