useless toothpick

An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying

Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"

by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017

useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.

Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.

by imaliltpot August 13, 2015

A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 07, 2025

Useless

natal

The street signs were natal, useless for the blind man.

by Yertle2020 May 04, 2019

Useless

Me lol

He's useless he can't do anything

by Useless shit March 08, 2021

useless

Being or having no beneficial use

Mrroska is useless in rocket league at 1000+ hours

by sardinooo February 09, 2024

useless

Something that does not matter or have any value. An interchangeable term is School.

Son: Mom, can you chip in for my car?

Mother: NO! Stop wanking in your room all day and get a job! You are so useless.

Son: *silence*

by TylerTheSmiler April 28, 2021