bill the fuck up

When someone fucks up so bad they come up with any excuse to make it not their fault

"Damn can't believe I just backed into that truck, better bill the fuck up!"

"Man I just ran over that shovel better bill the Fuck up and yell at who ever left it there"

by Captan Ging Beard January 19, 2017

life is fucked up

you know that already if you are reading this

Life is fucked up no matter where you are or when it is. It's always fucked up for multiple people.

by newAcronym December 17, 2018

Done fucked up

When you do something you didn’t mean to

Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.

by Risoh May 21, 2018

Fuck Up Fairy

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

by Rusty Jeffears September 19, 2008

fucked up shit

something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.

wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.

by andrew September 12, 2004

shut the fuck up

A valid way to tell someone to be quiet.
Abbreviated as STFU.
A term/phrase that Drew (dsl) uses quite frequently

Can be served in a cool glass, a frothy mug, or a piping hot cup, when in its liquid state. Can be served as a meal. Use creatively.

Some fuckhead: HEY GUYS I R TEH SHIT!
dsl: Hey shut the fuck up.

dsl: Have a nice piping hot cup of shut the fuck up.

dsl: *ding* I think the microwave has just finished cooking that plate of shut the fuck up you needed.

by Patrick. October 30, 2004

I fucked up

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.

Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."

by aSadMistake March 29, 2020