Flamey twig

British slang for "matches"

Oil mate, let me use one of your flamey twigs to light my fag

by Gorbachev the snake August 5, 2015

Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020

snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017

twig you down

fuckin a hoe in the ass n shi

may i twig you down on some highkey ish?

by dogjacker February 17, 2024

rippin a twig

vaping

I saw tman rippin a twig outside

by Pjw31 April 21, 2018

Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023

Twig

Twig is someone who is very weak and skinny, yet they are very loyal. They will always 'stick' beside you no matter what. They are very calm but can go crazy at anytime

Girl: "I need some help."

Twig: "I'll help you."

by CatLily September 16, 2020