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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
mugGet the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turkmug.

Turk

some weird muslim guy who took from the greeks.
by the conqueror.cpt September 25, 2023
mugGet the Turkmug.

Turk

Somebody that is Kurdish but became "turkish" when they got vanished in the Anatolian mountains.
Hey mate, where have you been? (Speaks kurdish)
&"%"&"(") throws a rock!!! (Became a Turk)
by Ermenistan February 14, 2017
mugGet the Turkmug.

the turks

people from central europ

those other turks from turkey are just greeks but turkish
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc October 31, 2022
mugGet the the turksmug.

happy turks and caicos

a unique way of saying happy birthday to a friend on snapchat. similarly sounding like cakes and candles
happy turks and caicos @harrystyles”
by sdpla July 21, 2024
mugGet the happy turks and caicosmug.

Turk

A backward aggressive person who doesn't quite understand that he (usually) is a social pariah. Used derogatively especially in Australia.
Abdul is such a turk, he has no idea about how to interact with other people.
by the shonny March 13, 2017
mugGet the Turkmug.

camp turk

an asshole of a place were only dumbasses go.
tommy my mom is forcing me to go to camp turk!
by peacebuggy123 March 21, 2010
mugGet the camp turkmug.

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