turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.
Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.
by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009
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Turbo Goth

Noun

Turbo Goth is a NYC based, electronic rock duo from the Philippines. Formed in 2008 by Sarah Gaugler (on lead vocals) and Paolo Peralta (on guitar/electronic sampler). They have been known for their very energetic live performances delivered with utmost sincerity to the craft of sleek sound and style.
Hey, have you heard the band, Turbo Goth's, newest song? It's on their website!
by QuixoticKnowledge March 10, 2018
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turbo feet

A person who is very persistent to get you to do something; often nags.
Person 1 - "HEY PASS ME THE BONG MAN! WHERES THE LIGHTER? PASS ME THE LIGHTER! DLKGJDLKGJLALKFGJADLK"
Person 2 - "easy there, turbo feet"
by SkunksShedParty October 21, 2013
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turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).
"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."
by Tom M. October 01, 2007
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turbo-Mormon

A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.
My brother is a turbo-Mormon; he couldn't imagine getting an earring!
by logologician December 07, 2013
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Turbo Tool

A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool
"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"
by Sloptimus Prime December 17, 2011
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Turbo load

During the act of railing some bitch, right before you blow your juicy load, she punches you square in the nuts.
Nick was banging Joanna the other night when she activated the turbo load.........
by Professor of Carnal Knowledge December 30, 2011
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