Turbo Tool

A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool

"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"

by Sloptimus Prime December 18, 2011

Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017

turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.

Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma

by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021

Turbo Hoe

The epitome of being a hoe. Will literally fuck anything that walks, and can consistently be found bragging about sexual encounters. She has a body count of over 69 and is almost always Catholic, incredibly freaky. *Will attempt Cock and Ball Torture on you without your consent.

Homie 1: Bro did you hear about Celeste, she's constantly talking about how she railed her bf before they got to his house cause' she "couldn't wait.
Homie 2: Oh shit dude yeah, now that you say it she really seems like a fucking Turbo Hoe to me ngl.

by MhadDawg January 28, 2020

turbo feet

A person who is very persistent to get you to do something; often nags.

Person 1 - "HEY PASS ME THE BONG MAN! WHERES THE LIGHTER? PASS ME THE LIGHTER! DLKGJDLKGJLALKFGJADLK"
Person 2 - "easy there, turbo feet"

by SkunksShedParty October 21, 2013

turbo shitter

an absolute shitter when it comes to online videogames
also referred to someone who has no hands

"this guy on our team is feeding, what's their deal?"
"they're a turbo shitter"

by destructodong April 6, 2021

turbo dirty

The act of riding dirty (possibly on 22's) while in the nude.

"I was pulled over while riding turbo dirty. Not good.

by Luke Colin December 17, 2007