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The mental asylum of the Internet from which all good humor originates.

Guy 1: You should check my tumblr blog!
Guy 2: is it weird as shit like every other tumblr blog?

by Loopdydoo November 17, 2014

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Whether you're interested in destroying your social life, or you just want to look at the weirdest porn collection on the internet. Tumblr is the new kiddie's version of 4chan. Have fun basking in your glory of "freedom fighting" while indulging in the world's most fattest foods.

"Where opinions never matter and QUICK REBLOG THE MISSING CAT"

"OMG! Tumblr is like, so, amazing! Gosh~"

by Amber Bandit May 4, 2015

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Massively overstating how entertained you are in the form of either dying, crying, or noting the point in the universe where your sides reside.

"oh my god i'm dying from laughter" "no you're not, fucking liar." "no dude, i'm serial. My sides are this ( |<-------------------->| ) far apart!" "stop tumblring, bro."

by ze/zy/zo/zum November 11, 2013

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Where sleepless nights are born, fangirls thrive, sarcasm is the first language, and your social life ends

" Hey I'm thinking about getting a tumblr, thoughts? "
" NO DON'T! SAVE YOURSELFFFFFFF!" * Dramatically colapses to the ground *
" Uh, you okay there buddy? "

by ThatFanaticFangirl March 4, 2016

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A social media where everybody is an introvert who also happens to have depression, anxiety and is shy.
If you say that you are any of those you will get shit ton of notes.

Tumblr user: I'm so anxious rn!
Me: *sigh*
Tumblr user: I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING, I'M DYING!!!
Me: *sigh*

by Čapra July 11, 2016

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