Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

Tub Drunkie

A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.

Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...

by danohead June 3, 2011

Tus Tub

an endearing term given to a metaphorical son of similar age to his metaphorical mothers; often given to a friend for whom you have motherly feelings toward; Hmong for son.

“Wow I love Jonah so much, he’s practically my tus tub.”

by PlaubLeejNiam January 25, 2018

Senpai-Of-The-Tub

An all knowing being that can tell you everything and anything this world has to offer although they do not hold godly power like phil swift.

Senpai-Of-The-Tub grant me your wisdom

by TheBoiBOB October 27, 2020

Busting the Tub

When you are in a house full of people, and the only place you can go to be alone is the bath tub where you are made to orgasm so hard you bust the handle off the tub and hear from the next room...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

Poor miss puss got her so riled up she was busting the tub in the middle of her vaction!

by The one who gets death threats October 7, 2011

Rub Tub

The female version of a male's "Spank Bank".

My friend said she is putting her boyfriend's picture in her Rub Tub for later use.

by MedicChris80 October 7, 2018

tub wig

When the shaved pubic hair gets caught in the drain and you wear it on your head like a wig; a hat of pubic hair from the faucet.

"Before I got in the shower, my mom left me a tub wig."

by Chunky Buster 4 April 19, 2018