A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.
Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.
Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?
Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?
by aureliuspm October 05, 2017
A trump (lower-case), is an equally stupid and evil person, who is, inexplicably, still in power. Can be applied to any gender.
My boss is such a trump! I honestly don't understand how she keeps getting away with this shit! Why does no one stop her? She is driving the company into the ground!
by Bumblepuppy October 16, 2018
A beautiful president who didn’t like spics because their fat shit skinned smelly pedophile child sexual molesting predators that should all be nuked bunch of retarded smelly apes their ugly as shit.
Love you trump fuck you Biden and fuck spics dirty hairy molesting drug injecting junkie shit skinned dogs.
by Kill all brown people January 12, 2022
by CollinsBOi March 31, 2017
A rare sub-human species mainly consisted of one family spawned in the bowels of the New York City sewer system. Trumps are a vile, nasty, thin skinned, racist, raping, lying, self centered, unintelligent, criminal, fat, cheating, bad hair, treasonous, rosacea faced, demagogic, potentially incestuous, small handed creatures with an uncanny ability to con extremely dumb Americans.
Man says to wife on a Washington DC tour; "With all this damn security at the White House how in the hell did that God forsaken Trump get in here?"
by Puppychup August 09, 2019
noun
1. a false statement to made by someone to sway or control the thoughts of others; to cast an undeserved glorious light on oneself. Intent to deceive through stupidity or to reap credit for something wonderful; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2. something that is exaggerated and often quite far from the truth.
verb (used without object), trumpy, trump·ish, trump·ing.
1. to speak falsely or utter untruth knowingly, as with intent to make oneself feel superior.
2. to express a blatant lie; convey, skew or exaggerate fact despite years of accuracy to which represents truth.
1. a false statement to made by someone to sway or control the thoughts of others; to cast an undeserved glorious light on oneself. Intent to deceive through stupidity or to reap credit for something wonderful; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2. something that is exaggerated and often quite far from the truth.
verb (used without object), trumpy, trump·ish, trump·ing.
1. to speak falsely or utter untruth knowingly, as with intent to make oneself feel superior.
2. to express a blatant lie; convey, skew or exaggerate fact despite years of accuracy to which represents truth.
by DeniseMarie323 November 08, 2018