A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.
Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.
Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?
Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?
by aureliuspm October 5, 2017
Get the trumpmug. A trump (lower-case), is an equally stupid and evil person, who is, inexplicably, still in power. Can be applied to any gender.
My boss is such a trump! I honestly don't understand how she keeps getting away with this shit! Why does no one stop her? She is driving the company into the ground!
by Bumblepuppy October 15, 2018
Get the trumpmug. A beautiful president who didn’t like spics because their fat shit skinned smelly pedophile child sexual molesting predators that should all be nuked bunch of retarded smelly apes their ugly as shit.
Love you trump fuck you Biden and fuck spics dirty hairy molesting drug injecting junkie shit skinned dogs.
by Kill all brown people January 12, 2022
Get the Trumpmug. by CollinsBOi March 31, 2017
Get the trumpmug. A rare sub-human species mainly consisted of one family spawned in the bowels of the New York City sewer system. Trumps are a vile, nasty, thin skinned, racist, raping, lying, self centered, unintelligent, criminal, fat, cheating, bad hair, treasonous, rosacea faced, demagogic, potentially incestuous, small handed creatures with an uncanny ability to con extremely dumb Americans.
Man says to wife on a Washington DC tour; "With all this damn security at the White House how in the hell did that God forsaken Trump get in here?"
by Puppychup August 8, 2019
Get the Trumpmug. A man who was birthed looking like a peeled orange, yet his hair looks like a flat piece of corn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mexican woman: why is Trump’s wife thirty years older than him? :O
Mexican child: mama his wife is a gold digger hoe :D
Mexican woman: .
Mexican child: mama his wife is a gold digger hoe :D
Mexican woman: .
by BionicNooob February 9, 2019
Get the Trumpmug.