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trouser kiss

another word for phallatio.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.
"betty would you kindly give me a friendly trouser kiss"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"
by Dean Knight December 16, 2007
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Trout Stalker

Alot of people use the term Trout for a 40+ man out looking to pickup younger girls so maybe it means someone looking for older men? Others think it's being interested in large penises..... the term was mentioned on Chrisley knows best when they were looking up handler names for cb radio.
Uncle Richard watch out for that trout Stalker she's got wizard sleeves! Hahaha
by Ginjaminge September 9, 2020
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Trout Snout

a smell similar to fish left on the end of your nose after going down on your female partner.
"So bob i ate out my wife's pussy last night and now i have a serious case of trout snout."
by Sherman Cassidy October 8, 2004
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Custard Trout

Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.

The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.
by Robot-Bacon March 3, 2009
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tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.
"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"
Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009
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sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)
We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.
by Webster April 20, 2004
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