Russian Tromboner

Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.

Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?

by omarstones July 9, 2014

French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.

"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."

by Sockth December 9, 2018

Trombone jokes

A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.

Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.

by Sockth January 25, 2019

trombone pull

This is the loveing and sensual act of taint stimulization while simultaneously fingering the asshole and blowing into the pee pee hole ( man or women ).

I feel like we have reached the next level of our relationship, let's try a Trombone Pull in the back of my Ford Fiesta.

by 295! September 16, 2017

Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.

This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.

by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014

Rusty Trombone

The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.

George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

Rusty Trombone

Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.

If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.

by One ball Lucky Charlie May 28, 2018