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Trench Monkey

Term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in Cultural Resource Management.
I spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.
by SFArchaeologist December 3, 2015
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sperm trench

1) A channel dug in the ground where men go to deposit their seamen.

2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.

3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen

4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.
"Dude I have all of this sperm but no where to leave it, what should I do?"
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"

or

As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.
by Trampon October 28, 2006
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Marianas Trench

A badass song sung by the awesome metalcore band, August Burns Red. They are guaranteed to play it at any concert they go to.
That song "Marianas Trench" that August Burns Red played was freakin' gnarly!
by Bored in Arch.Design May 7, 2010
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digging trenches

To have sex with someone.
After Tracy went to sleep, Carrie and Eric started digging trenches on the air matress.
by Babycakes Carrie May 23, 2007
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Fish Trench

When a woman has a really really bad smelling vag.
Uhh, just had my period Selena. Blood through my fish trench =(
by AkklaMale September 24, 2016
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trench pig

A disgusting, wretched, soulless human being with no morals and/or standards. Based on the wild hogs that would eat the remains of dead bodies in the trenches during war times. Modern day trench pigs are known to have sex with the last girl standing at the bar, also known as "pub scraps". Trench pigs are rarely known to have consensual sex. If you see one, don't ask questions, just escape in any direction.
Girl, I think that trench pig is asking me for my number in between snorts

The girls were having an innocent fun birthday night at the bar until they were surrounded by a circle of relentless trench pigs

The trench pig didn't actually say any words. He just stared at her until she knew she had to leave the establishment
by Chuck Turrble December 3, 2013
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