tracewell

He is a tall bald man tough guy, whos family owns a smoothie shop in a sunny town near the beach. He has a nice pool and a slippery sport court. He has a trampoline and a slippery dog a ping pong table and a 1 1/2 foot quarter pipe that he skates with is friend who's names start with letters a-j and his name starts with a g

Holy crap that tracewell just ate it down a 6 stair at a church.
Oh my gosh that's three-year-old boy just fell down that escalator on his birthday and cut his head he is such a tracewell

by Jordmon March 31, 2015

Trace

Trace is a strong magnificent man that looks great in a hat and has an amazing laugh and twinkle in his aqua blue eyes. He has incredible balance and can ride a unicycle! He is amazing with his hands and can build anything. He can carry you around like you are a little puppy.

He has a great big barrel chest and a dark beard that tickles! He can teach you many things!

Treat him well, he is a loyal man. I truly love Trace♥️

Oh my, I’m getting a FaceTime from “Trace The Magnificent!”

by Lisa Blue July 22, 2022

tinkle tracks

The spots of pee that are visable on a gals pants or skirt after taking a pee. Usually caused by excessive alcohol or being in a hurry.

Cindy was in such a hurry to get to her meeting that she had tinkle tracks on her pants after she left the bathroom.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

posi tracks

To take a crap and leave streaks of shit on the inside of a toliet bowl.

Bob: Hey man you might want to clean your toilet.
Doug: Why is that?
Bob: I left so many posi tracks on that toilet it looks like the tire marks from a nascar doing a victory celebration.

by grabber383 December 7, 2010

brown snail tracks

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.

damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!

by penelopy December 14, 2007

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011