California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

Tootsie Roll

A 70yo man's penis while watching porn trying to jack off ..

Old man Raymond proved that at any age you can still get that tootsie roll to rise up!

by MR Bownes August 12, 2025

Wisconsin Tootsie Pop

Your partner puts on a bunch of deodorant and you have to lick it all off and then eat their ass immediately afterwards

Spongey me boy get the deodorant ready I’m ready for the Wisconsin tootsie pop-Eugene Krabs

by LemonJuice58 August 18, 2025

Tootsie pouch

slang for butthole i.e. place you poop from.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom so bad my Tootsie pouch was ready to explode.

by King Ross 207 February 25, 2025

Milwaukee Tootsie Pop

When one has a Pink Sock and takes a shit in the pink mass that is their own prolapsed anus.

"Ah man, I should not have eaten all that Mexican Food before I got anally plundered. I'm not going to be able to hold my shit in much longer and my Pink Sock is going to become a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up

Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.

by Houdini's Magic June 24, 2023

tootsie rancher

Someone who ranches that tootsie

Hey girl, your I’m here to be tour tootsie rancher!

by The notorious tootsie rancher June 18, 2024