Tool

A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.

Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?

Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH

Steve- Tool

by VW2008 February 15, 2010

Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.

"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."

by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009

tool

tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked

That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic

by updog15 March 15, 2010

Tool

A guy who is used, like a tool, he will drive you places and he will do you favors and a suckup

Me: Hey your a tool
Brian Porter:Yea ik

by Mel Van Solkama January 2, 2010

Tool

A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.

"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool!"

by bmk. November 18, 2009

Tool

One who sits in the back of a physics class next to a basketball star. He is the one who copies everything he does to try to get attention. He thinks he is the greatest kid in the world, but actually he isnt. He is the kind of kid who would walk in the pouring rain just to wear someone else's shoes. And, he would be the kid to get upset with 2 A's and 2 A-'s

Zeke walked into school from the pouring rain. He wanted to wear Malcolm's shoes. He is a tool.

by tytyt434 November 21, 2009

Tool

a person who is fake

Nick Divish is a tool.

by thatoneguy787878 May 10, 2010