smurf

A smurf is a person that is very small, for example a midget.

The word Smurf is from a comic and television franchise centered on a group of extremely small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs.

so when you call someone a smurf it indicates that your calling them very small aka midget but you say smurf because it sounds better ;)

look at that little smurf bitch

by scottydosentknow May 10, 2011

smurf

Pet name for "BIG blue gel vibrator"

by quechee gorge August 20, 2003

SMURFING

A cheesy dance that was popular in the late 80's

At the school dance, Tonya and I were smurfing all night!

by buttermymonkey July 27, 2002

smurf

Known person of an internet community who creates a new avatar for the purpose of doing the following things while being unknown.

1) To have fun picking on people
2) To keep the reputation of their main avatar intact
3) To be left alone
4) To remove themselves from any bias that the community might have on their main avatar

Mike started smurfing on my forum.

by Mordan April 23, 2005

smurf

describing something cool,awesome,uber,etc.

That was the best movie ever! That was totally smurf dude!

by Reki October 23, 2007

smurf

When you get high by use of mushrooms. Useful when you want to get high with some friends without drawing attention. Dirived from the "Smurfs" cartoon because they live in mushrooms. Can be used in past tense and present tense, and can also be used as an adjective by use of "ed".

How bout we all smurf in the alley real quick.
He is smurfed out of his mind.
I caught John smurfing again.
John smurfs too much.
I smurfed for the first time last night.

by Johnd!!!!! October 7, 2007

smurf

a word that can replace verbs in sentences.

I saw u and smurfette leave the bar last night!
Yeah, as soon as we left the parking lot, she started smurfin me.
NO SMUFIN WAY!!!
smurf ya
smurf

by iainttellinumyname December 10, 2003