You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

by Brausten November 1, 2012

I ain't on that shit!

Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.

Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!

Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!

by Amber Walker September 10, 2006

It ain't that kind of party.

Used to tell someone you're not going to do something.

Person A: "Hey, I'm going out to eat. Wanna come?"
Person B: "Sure, why not?"
Person A: "Alright."
Person B: "Um, could you buy my food?"
Person A: "...it ain't that kind of party."

by Panzermanathod January 1, 2009

If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin

Meaning you ain't cool and you ain't doing stuff right if you don't have haters.

Come on man, stop stressin about what people say. Remember,if you ain't got haters you ain't poppin!!

by Elizapple September 19, 2016

Bitches ain't Shit

Self explanatory. Bitches(as in ho's and sluts and ugly cuntfaces) ain't(are not) shit(nothing good. stupid. smelly. ugly.

Dooby: dude wtf. girls hate me. im gonna go to mexico when no one is looking!
jeff: Bitches ain't Shit!
Dooby: :( i am robo dooby. i have no emotion.

by jeffwebb November 22, 2005

I ain't russian

A word that literally make russian people got mad with blyat

Gun owner: I hope you like our AK's
That one dude who ain't a russian; I ain't russian

by Undercover1122 April 29, 2021

These Edibles ain't shiii

When your impatient ass doesn't know that edibles take 3x as long to kick in compared to smoking, so you take more and get hit harder than that unstoppable train from GTA 5.

Man, These Edibles ain't shiii

by Wtf is a handle? April 12, 2023