by Big Yoda January 31, 2019
he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more
sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"
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by Duke of Death September 18, 2018
"oh that's trooper the pooper"
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