he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more
sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"
by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023
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Careful when you go to the bus stop, it's guarded with tracksuit troopers.
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I was in an aim class, and this guy next to me had total storm-trooper aim, he failed ever single shot!
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Dude 1: Wow, he seems to be able follow and achieve all of his goals!
Dude 2: Wow! He’s a true trooper! I wish we were like that!
Dude 1: Wow, he seems to be able follow and achieve all of his goals!
Dude 2: Wow! He’s a true trooper! I wish we were like that!
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Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”
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